What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? I'm trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it controls your actions? Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No… but I'd like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I hear the jury's still out on science. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date…
Across from where? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. That's why you always leave a note! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun.